Sometimes lovers are so filled with love that there’s no room for anything else. Not even words. In lieu of the usual solutions to which one must resort when wordless – grunting, drooling, drawing crude shapes in dirt with a stick, waving arms wildly, shrieking while naked in the street – the good people at Hallmark have devised a more elegant solution: the “Between You and Me” collection of cards.
Here’s the text from a card entitled “I Want to Love Every Inch of You”:
Here’s what I’m thinking…
How about you just relax and let me
love every single inch of you.
That’s right…every single inch.
I’ll start by whispering some
sweet somethings in your ear…
then I’ll slide down to those
luscious lips of yours and
let our tongues do the talking.
And from there, I’ll make my way
slowly, seductively…
Well, I think we know where
where this is going.
Do we?
What I want is for you to not just
know you’re loved,
but to feel it in every single
cell of your body.
I want you to feel alive,
treasured, adored.
I want to please you.
And, Baby, if you let me,
I won’t stop until I do.
– G. Webster
To answer your questions: Yes and Yes. Yes, that is the actual text. Yes “G. Webster” is the author of these words.
Too subtle? Then why not slip into “I Want to Love You With All That I Am”:
Softly, sweetly
exploring each other’s bodies.
Oh, how I love loving you like that,
I love those moments –
some little. Some big.
Some…earth-shaking.
Being with you is so delicious,
I’m always amazed
at how deeply you touch me
with your love.
But when we’re together like that,
kissing, touching, loving like we do,
well, I’m beyond amazed,
I’m in pure, soul-stirring
heart-pounding, skin-tingling bliss.
[Inside]
Oh, yeah. I love
loving you like that.
Because I love you
with all that I am.
– J. Gahr
Oh, yeah.
Other cards in the collection: I Love Being With You; I Really Enjoy Our Time Together; I’m So Sorry (which I actually bought in bulk).
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