I’m moving soon, so I’m selling some stuff on Craigslist. Click above to see the listing. Description below:
I am selling two air conditioners, at $50 each. Both are powerful and quiet, like stealth jets. Each is clad in a creamy beige plastic that is sure to enhance any décor.
Why wait? Respond to this post via email and start living the life you’ve always dreamed. The air-conditioned life.
The initial post was much longer, but I decided to truncate. Here’s the original:
Has this ever happened to you?
Man: So, would you like to come back to my place?
Woman: Sure. If you you’ve got air conditioning, that is.
Man: Well, um, I’ve got something close. Do you know what an oscillating fan is?
Woman: [Throws drink in face, punches man in nose; seen dancing with Mark Sanchez and Toni Kucoc later that night.]
How about this?
Operator: 911 operator, what’s your emergency?
Woman: Please, you’ve got to send an ambulance. My mother slipped on some string cheese and I think she broke her wrist.
Operator: What’s your address, ma’am?
Woman: 312 Bloomfield.
Operator: And do you have air conditioning?
Woman: What?
Operator: Is your home air-conditioned, ma’am?
Woman: We have a ceiling fan…
Operator: Tell your mother she can walk to the hospital. Just watch out for string cheese. [Hangs up.]
Well it never has to happen again. Not if you buy my air conditioners.
I am selling two air conditioners, at $50 each. Both are powerful and quiet, like stealth jets. And each is clad in a creamy beige plastic that is sure to complement any décor.
Why wait? Respond to this post via email and start living the life you’ve always dreamed. The air-conditioned life.
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