Some of the best drumming you’ll ever see. Ferocity, showmanship, rhythmic command – it’s all here. (Via The Rapture) Also recommended: this
Now available: a bookshelf →
This is a solid wood bookshelf. Not particleboard. Not plastic. Wood. Like from a tree. The stuff lumberjacks cut. Like if Paul Bunyan stayed at your house for a night and made a thank-you bookshelf before he left? It would be this bookshelf. This is a strong bookshelf. It holds a thousand pounds per shelf. (Rough guess.) It can hold very heavy books, such as illuminated manuscripts. 24 in....
Live like Royalty. Buy my couch. →
Listing for a couch. Again, click above to see the Craigslist post: Pharos and Caesars. Popes, princes and presidents. What do they all have in common? Couches. Yes, couches. The casual seating choice of royalty and the world’s elite. “I’ve heard of couches,” you’re saying. “I’ve seen pictures of them in the Robb Report. But there’s no way I could afford a couch…is there?” There is. I...
Sad? Lonely? Ignored? Buy My Air Conditioners and... →
I’m moving soon, so I’m selling some stuff on Craigslist. Click above to see the listing. Description below: I am selling two air conditioners, at $50 each. Both are powerful and quiet, like stealth jets. Each is clad in a creamy beige plastic that is sure to enhance any décor. Why wait? Respond to this post via email and start living the life you’ve always dreamed. The...
Triumphs in alliteration
Former big-leaguer Delino DeShields has three daughters. Those three daughters are named: Delaney Denim Diamond I mention this because the name Delino DeShields suddenly became relevant tonight (at least to me). Eldest son Delino Jr. was drafted eighth overall by the Houston Astros. Early reports indicate that Delino the Younger has speed like the old man – DDII is also one of the top prep...